$30
This jet-black tee features a monstrous green face with bloodshot eyes and a stare that dares you to look away.
• Ultra-soft cotton blend for comfort that lasts past midnight • Printed with fade-resistant inks that survive the apocalypse (or laundry) • Unisex fit, true to size—because terror doesn’t discriminate • Perfect for fans of Scary Shorties, cryptid collectors, and anyone who laughs at their nightmares Wear it loud. Wear it cursed. Just don’t wear it to a job interview.